First, I wanted to show off my snazzy Christmas sweater. I know this is a little out of date, but I think I looked pretty handsome in it....
In fact, the humans subjected me to quite a few goofy outfits this winter. In an attempt to improve my performance in the snow (ie. get me to actually stay outside for more than 30 seconds), my mom and dad put these funny snow boots on my feet. Man - can you believe it?!? How is a dog supposed to walk? I got all bundled up in my sweater and coat and then they put the boots on. I didn't make it easy for them, let me tell you! After I was bundled up they dropped me in the backyard. I romped for a little bit, but then I ran for the door. Snow is just not for me! See what I had to deal with...!
I prefer to sit in the window, tucked in behind the curtain with the sun pouring in...
Finally, look who got a new cool chicken! I think I can have the squeaker ripped out of this guy in no time. What do you think? Arrrgh matey....
