June 30, 2008

je m'appelle

My name is Tito but I have a lot of different names. I know that it's normal to have nickname or two, but my mom and dad have taken it a little too far. I have more nicknames than I can count. This is what I get called ALL THE TIME...
Pup Star
Flapjack
Bandito
Chompsy
Licky Lou
Muffin Top
Hot Stepper

Once in a while I get called...
Pork Pie
Snorebot
Toe tapper
Whack-a-mole
Corn chipper
Little Juan
Hot Tamale
Trap Jaw
Gap Tooth
Mister Tito

And I also get called...
Snort stacker
Huff n Puff
Hooligan

But that's not all! My grandma and grampa call me 'grand dog', too

How many nicknames do you have?

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